Hi everyone))))!!!
Today I tell u how to get rid of a stalker. Cause I am proffessional in it. Seriously.
Well do u remeber the guy who was following me in OTM??=D yeah,well hestill keep staring at me every time I met him. But If before he was staring at me like on the one who he adores, so now he staring at me like on a crazy,weird,mad,strange and difficult person)))) How did I achieve it? Well these are the 10 steps of how to become from adorable to ignorable:
1) Don't say Hi!
2) Look at him like a weird person the same as he but 10 times stronger
3) Start to smile madly (like u crazy about him)
4) skream suddenly when he appears on your horizont and run away
5) Fart (always when he is around)
6) Eat garlic bread
7) Say u wanna rape a horse
8) Say something totally ridiculous,which is not aprropriate and is not normal
9) dance like a junky
10) Dont wash ur hair
So hope u will find it useful and say buy to all ur weird fans! x0x0x0 Aika
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